This was on a friends blog who asks these questions every year to her kids, I love it, I am stealing it!!
Vance (10 1/2) Gjori (9) Kjellsen (6) and Kjari (2 1/2)1. How will you know when you are in love?
Vance: Ok, this is not cool.....Gjori: I actually have no clue?Kjellsen: When you get olderKjari: I love Jesus2. Why do kids give Valentine cards at school?
Vance: There teacher tells them to.Gjori: Because I like themKjellsen: because I want to be niceKjari: yeah you got parties?3a. How would you like to be proposed to (girls)?
Kjari: Uh, daddy yeah daddy3b. How will you propose to your wife (boys)?
Vance: I am not doing this.... (took a while but we got him to come back!! :))Gjori: By giveing her presents and other stuffKjellsen: I don't know4. Why do people get engaged?
Vance: I don't knowGjori: To love each otherKjellsen: because they love each other.Kjari: nice5. How will you know when someone loves you?
Vance: well I wouldn't knowGjori: I don't knowKjellsen: They will tell meKjari: uhhh Jesus6. How do you know your mom loves your dad?
Vance: hmmmmmm she sent him presents on Valentines dayGjori: Because I hear you say it. Kjellsen: Because they got marriedKjari: uhh 7. How do you know your dad loves your mom?
Vance: He sent her a card, overnightedGjori: Because he wants to stay home with her, and he cries when he leaves. Kjellsen: Because they kiss8. What do you think your mom and dad did on their first date?
Vance: Danced in washingtonGjori: Kiss each other.Kjellsen: they danced9. What is romance?
Vance: crapGjori: No clueKjellsen: I don't know10. What is Valentines day?
Vance: birthday for St. ValentineGjori: A day for lovingKjellsen: A day when you give people presents and a time that you loveKjari: my diamonds?11. Who is cupid?
Vance: A made up fairy tale characterGjori: Person who shoots arrows at peoples butts and they fall in love.Kjellsen: (Shrugged shoulders)12. Did you get any special valentines this year?
Vance: noGjori: YesKjellsen: Yes, it was from my mom13. How old do you think you'll be when you fall in love?
Vance: 22 1/2Gjori: 36Kjellsen: 16Kjari: I get married14. What do you think about your parents' rule that you can't date until you're 16?:
Vance: CoolGjori: goodKjellsen: Against the law?15. Why do people get married?
Vance: Because they want to look inside the templeGjori: Because they want to.Kjellsen: they love each other16. Where do you want to get married?
Vance: The Temple in RomeGjori: A Utah templeKjellsen: At the templeKjari: uhh temple17. What qualities do you look for in a boy/girl?
Vance: Smart, no facial hair, tall I guess, brunette, I won't marry a blond. Gjori: NiceKjellsen: if they look pretty.18. What would be a fun date?
Vance: fast food restraunt and playing on the equiptmentGjori: bowlingKjellsen: the movies19. What do you want to get for Valentine's Day?
Vance: A lamborginiGjori: chock full of candyKjellsen: Another pokemon thing, because I lost mine.20.Why do men give women flowers or chocolate?
Vance: because there on a dietGjori: Because they love each other.Kjellsen: Because they love the girl21. What do you think about kissing?
Vance: It is crapGjori: crapKjellsen: That it is bad, when you are not 16Kjari: uhhh married22. What will you wear when you get married?
Vance: WhiteGjori: blackKjellsen: Black23. What will your husband/wife look like?
Vance: Brunette with green eyes, freckles. Gjori: Probably skinny, and nice. Kjellsen: short, blond hair, pretty